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Thursday, July 10, 2014

OMG Not Safe for Work/Life: Tentacle Sex Toys

CURRENT MOOD: Icked Out
CURRENT MUSIC: Britney/Christina/Jessica/Mandy Mix


YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

Barbara showed this to me and it is the grossest thing ever.

A tentacle. For your...you know...your lady bits.


EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.

There's also this (of course NSFW) promo image.

AHHHHHH I KNOW.

WTF is going on with his...business? I mean, his jorts are TORN OPEN. It's all off-center, and I count, like, 20 testicles.

Also, he is a fox.

ALSO, IS THAT A VIEW FROM INSIDE HIS BUTT?

Fearless and inventive, I'll give them that much.

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